Saturday, November 8, 2008

Tra-la-la

WOW that last post was written at 1:30 in the morning!

I so had something to tell you but I suffer from "I forget" syndrome so here is this instead.

OK this is so cheesy but sometimes jokes are so bad you laugh anyway:)

What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?
God save the kin.

What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?
Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.

What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape

Then of course we have the traditional Thanksgiving song:

Over the River and Through the Woods
Over the river and thru the woods,
To grandmother's house we go;
The horse knows the way to carry the sleigh,
Thru the white and drifted snow, oh!
Over the river and thru the woods,
Oh, how the wind does blow!
It stings the toes and bites the nose,
As over the ground we go
.Over the river and thru the woods,
To have a first-rate play;
Oh, hear the bells ring, "Ting-a-ling-ling!"
Hurrah for Thanksgiving Day-ay!
Over the river and thru the wood,
Trot fast my dapple gray!
Spring over the ground,
Like a hunting hound!
For this is Thanksgiving Day.
Over the river and through the woods,
And straight through the barnyard gate.
We seem to go extremely slow
It is so hard to wait!
Over the river and through the wood --
Now Grandmother's cap I spy!
Hurrah for the fun! Is the pudding done?
Hurrah for the pumpkin pie!
Over the river and thru the woods,
To grandmother's house we go;
The horse knows the way to carry the sleigh,
Thru the white and drifted snow, oh!
Over the river and thru the woods,
Oh, how the wind does blow!
It stings the toes and bites the nose,
As over the ground we go.
Check out Tip Junkies post "Thanksgiving Centerpiece" . For the next six days ( I think she has six left) she will be posting Thanksgiving related tips and idea's:)
Tra-la-la thats all for now:)

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